cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.

Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004

vote of no confidence

(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.

Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.


I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence


"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997

Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

All mouth and no trousers

Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.

Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111

KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".

by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004

stupic

(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".

You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

COGS

Acronym: Cost of Goods sold. This is the cost of buying in goods.

Purchases, carriage in etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

all grown up

A term used by older generations to make a "kind" comment about someone coming of maturity. At the same time, it reminds the listener/reader that they are not the daddy dick.

Look at you now, all grown up with a suit on.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fire in the hole

The act of putting a lighted match up ones 'hole' and farting.

I just had a fire in the hole and burned my hand off!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004