Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

talk to the skull 

A variation of talk to the hand. Done while holding up a skull stolen from a museum.

Talk to the skull cos da hand doan wanna hear it

talk to the skull by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Total War 

War where winning is at any cost

The seven years war, world wars

Total War by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

caught red handed 

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

caught red handed by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

tell it to the judge

After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.

I tripped and fell on that fiveteen year old girl while her legs were open.



Tell it to the judge!

tell it to the judge by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

open for business 

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.

Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?

open for business by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Queensberry Rules 

See Marquis of Queensberry Rules

We shall fight be queensbury rules

Queensberry Rules by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

Cop Shop 

You got the origin wrong. The phrase has been a part of british culture since the 19th century. There are recorded uses of it since at least the 1880's

i sell policemen at the cop shop

Cop Shop by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004