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safehouse

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.
"I need to get to a safehouse"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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double-cross commitee

In 1939, Germany sent many sabateurs to British shores, all of whom were well prepared for, and captured in hours. They were then presented with a simple choice; execution, or counter-espionage.


It didn't take long for them to choose counter-espionage. They were sent to the aptly named double-cross commitee, who used them to gain information on the whereabouts of troops, while giving them useless information that Germany would recieve some days too late.

This commitee was never discovered or sspected by the Nazi espionage units, and many double-agents were receiving medals for thier work right up until the end of the war, when it was discovered by the surrendered German forces that thier celebrated agents had been working for Churchill, not Adolf Hitler
The double-cross commitee was the most successful espionage and counter-espionage operation of the 20th century.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.
The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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loch

A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.
Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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five star

(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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lindbergh

1902-1974
Legendary aviator who sailed the atlantic with the Spirit of St.Loius in 1927.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.
6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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