bouncing bomb

1) A spherical bomb that bounces on water when dropped at speed. Floats. Used by the allies to attack dams without losing thier planes.


2) A morbidly obese person fallign over and bouncing back up with thier stomach.

Bouncing bombs were launched against austrian and german dams


The fat woman did a bouncing bomb

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

jumper cables

(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.

Has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

head-hunted

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland

4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.

Third longest country name in the world, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.

Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

litigation

To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.

Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004