no my child, this is not my desire

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

Pimp-mobile

The type of poor-quality big-ass car driven by a pimp. Unless he's vietnamese of course. Vietnamese pimps ride motorcycles, it's in Full Metal Jacket if you don't believe me...

Sucky sucky ten dolla, gotta save me, buy reel big pimp-mobile! Ya, love you long time so I get caddy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

straight to dvd

(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.

Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

HHH

(n.) WWF/WWE wrestler. Plays a heel charactor. Real name is John-Paul Levesque.

HHH will take over WWE from Vince MacMahon after Vince dies, while also inheriting a large amount of Vinces fortune through Stephanie. In short, this guy will be a billionaire before he hits sixty.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004

war pictures

(n.) The photographs taken by veterans during war. Slang for antique guns that supposedly created the pictures.

That guy has some war pictures.


I'm selling some war pictures, check this Single action army!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

paris hilton video

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

is bullshit one word or two?

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.

Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004