Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

porno dave

Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.

In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sing

(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.

You're a lousy singer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

See a man about a dog

(v.) to urinate

I'm going to see a man about a dog

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Kristallnacht

German for "Night of Broken Glass"


On the 9th of November 1938, Nazi propagandist Josef Goebells ordered citizens and military to burn o'er 200 synagogues and smash the windows of jewish owned business'.

Kristallnacht is the first major show of hatred towards followers of Judaism in Hitler's Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

kill whitey

What is loudly shouted by white prisoners in mock style of black inmates. Often while running a cup along the walls or bars.

KILL WHITEY! KILL WHITEY Kiiiillllllll!
Haha, the gaurds are gonna do the exact opposite of what I say.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

yooessahyy

What merikans can be found chanting at any lame sporting event, regardless of whether or not there is anyone on either team that is not from the 'yooessahyy'

yooessahyy!


yooessahyy!

shut-fuck-up!

shut-fuck-up!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

thought up by some jew

The excuse that a nazi will give for anything that does not allow them to be nazi-like.

"It's politically correct to care about you...


...sounds like a plot thought up by some jew"


-From "Indians are red nigger skunks" by Neo-nazi band vaginal jesus.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004