stomp a mud hole

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

doubleflushing

Going into a toilet minutes after someone has taken a shit and flushing again to get rid of the smell.

What kind of rancid shit did you eat? I was doubleflushing that thing for an hour.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

rear its ugly head

For something (usually not a physical object) to be brought up; usually in conversation or the acts of a superior.

The subject of the war in Iraq reared its ugly head again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

goldenshower

(v.) To urinate on someone's head


(n.) piss porn

John loves goldenshower

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

there was a young man from china

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

swing

(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.

If you don't swing, don't ring!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

convertable yellow saab

(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.

A convertable yellow saab is a good example.


The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004