by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

by Kung-Fu Jesus February 18, 2007

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?
Homer: No.
manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*
Homer: No.
manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.
The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

"Before Christ"
All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).
However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).
However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
