Kung-fu Jesus's definitions
(v.) The act of taking pictures of an extra-marital affair with a cameraphone, and showing the snapshots to the partner whilst repeating 'hello moto' in a japanese accent.
I personally enjoy smashing mobile phones with mallets stolen from the house at the other end of the road (teach him to leave his garages and tool shed open when he goes out).
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
Get the hello motomug. 
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
Get the sean paulmug. 170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the British weathermug. (v.) To make a lasting, and showing inpression on someone. Derived from a method of labelling packaging.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the Embossmug. The former name of Disneyland Paris. Thought to be a large albatross, a proverbial lead balloon. Due to high prices and bad reviews, Europe's largest theme park turned out to be disney's biggest disaster. It took some time to get the image and prices on track. In 1999, Disney announed that they had broken even...after six years of losing money. Eurodisney has yet to announce whther the loss sustained until 1999 has been recouperated, but it shall be stated soon that the project has entirely broken even.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the eurodisneymug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the 14Kmug.