poncey southern git

What habitants of the north of England (or scotland) will use to refer to *cough* richer *cough* better-looking *cough* people of the south of England.

Yorksman: Aye ye, ye poncey southern git!


Essex person: Oh yeah? *knocks yorksman out*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

dead man

One who is as good as dead.

You're a dead man, yo.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

find yourself another piece of the action

You're dumped. The origin is from a GNR song- You're crazy.

1: You know what, bitch?

2: What, lame motherfucker?

1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

seated at my right

"Seated at my right hand".

See right hand man

"And my son, seated at my right"

Said Don Vitole, before he breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

Ctrl+f

When looking for a particular word on a page, type that word into the ctrl+f box to be taken to it.

Ctrl+f "page"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

gun it

(v.) To push with full force. Most commonly used to say sprint (whether person, racehorse or car). The likely origin of this could be a starter pistol, although the fact that a bullet leaves a gun at full speed and never slacks seems more probable.

I've got to gun it to catch the next train to Scotland!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004