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gun down

(v.) To shoot someone with a firearm. This term came into coinage in the British tabloids in the 1960s, and world war I before that (where it was mainly military speak for a machine gunner, see b))
a) The paramilitrist said he was going to gun down a politician.

b) You don't want to go through that gap, there's a gun down in there.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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dynamic IP

A randomly assigned internet protocol from a pool of IPs owned by your ISP. The IPs are all usually in the same range, and you are given the first free IP when you log on. This means that your IP will change every time you log on (although there is a chance that you could dial up an IP used before).

The benefit of this method (as opposed to static IP is not security, but rather the ISP not having to maintain an IP for every customer, thus saving money. However, this means that only a set number of customers can be online at a time. This also makes the connection slower.
AOL and its subsidiaries (compuserve etc.) use a dynamic IP system. These companies have terrible reputations.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 24, 2004
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hands solo

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
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Congo

(n.) A country, separate from the democractic republic of the congo (Zaire), which despite being much smaller (Zaire is the largest country in Africa), under-populated and right next to it, is much richer.
Congo is still poor shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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pedophobia

Actually, pedo is a derivation of latin word "paedo", while means children. Therehence, a pedopobic person has a fear of children. More correctly, this is spelled and pronounced paedo, not pedo, which is a form of transport.
AAARRGGHHH! Children! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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you what?

mainly British lower class expression used in an extremely angry tone of voice. Is said in retort to something which the speaker did not like. The best response is a calm "you heard".
I'm fucking your wife.


YOU WHAT?


You heard.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
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bottomless pit

Spains' )then the worlds' richest country) economy fell into a bottomless pit at the end of the sixteenth century, from which it never fully recovered.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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