Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

foreign

a) object or animal that does not belong in the current environment in which it is existing.

b) More likely, something or someone from another country.

Bloody Foreigners!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

ghost author

Ghost author is one of my pseudonymns.



Also known as %AD, Ghost Author will be making more of an appearance at a later date.

urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=%AD


to see ghost author's current definitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

slip through the net

(v.) To avoid capture and punishment.


See also off the grid

Paedophiles and rapists slip through the net and become teachers.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.

Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

pavarotti

A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.

Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004