Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

free willy

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

southpaw

Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.

He boxes southpaw, pah.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

Mid-Atlantic accent

One of the following

a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.

b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.

Mid-Atlantic accents suck. Very much. They give me a headache.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"

How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

bribe

A favour given to a powerful (deciding) party, in exchange for some degree of immunity from thier wrath or a decision altered in thier favour.

Performing "favours"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Reichstag

The symbol of Germany democracy, burned down in the thirties. A dutch communist in the building that night was executed for the burning down, but it was beneficial to the new nazi government in permanent postponement of democracy.

It is unclear who burned down the reichstag; The nazis; Communist parties; Van der Lubbe?

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004