Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

castle plundar

(n.) Enemy stronghold. Where one's opponents are located. Heavily gaurded.


Taken from 1980's cartoon thundercats

Caves in afghanistan.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

helluva

(adverb) Very, extremely. Usually the best. As used by Mr. T

My van is helluva fast, foo!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

slang

Jargon, used playfully to prevent outsiders from intercepting the actual meaning. It is a contraction for "slandering", whereby colloqial words with meanings unknown to the one being slandered (but known to other people). This prevented legal action or apologies. It also allowed someone to insult an authority figure to his face without suffering punishment for it.

I don't use a great deal of modern day slang in my speech, but we all use slang created by shakespeare, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

take a leak behind the bush

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.

We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

enthusiasts' car

(n.) A "classic car" prone to many engine malfunctions and in constant need of repair. Usually american in nature (Euro's include Triumph Stag or old BMW 323 convertables, also any Triumph TR5-7as well as early Aston Matin DB4's which were released prematurely.)

FOR SALE


1987 Corvette, one careful lady owner, enthusiasts' car. Call locally for this piece of shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

ice ice baby

(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".

Ice Ice b...oh shit I got sued.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004