hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.

Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

chop shop

(n.) A garage that specialises in buying hot (recently stolen) cars and disassembling them to sell the parts individually, where they are vitually untraceable. Many parts will find themselves in west Africa, where they are then sold across the internet witht he claim that they were taken from wrecks. Since the laws regarding reporting wrecks in this part of the world are somewhat obscure, and unco-operative witht he rest of the world, reclaiming the parts, even if you can prove it is yours is very difficult.

The convertable BMW 3.25 was stolen in the early hours of the morning and is probably in a chop shop by now.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

red lining

Also skating on thin ice. To be in an unfavourable position of being one step away from having a superior party devastate your cause.

I'm seriously red lining it with the boss man. He says I'm one step from having my shit ruined. I know what he's like. he will seriously fuck me up.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

SUN TZU

Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.

A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do


*some time later*

A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!


*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*

by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004

man of blood

A violent man, who prefers action to talking.

Should some 13 year old liberal find the definition for man of blood, they will put "Bush" as an example.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

in the line of fire

(adj.) To be in an undesirable position whereby oen will take heat from superiors or the masses.

I'm in the line of fire, but if I do go down, guess who's coming with me...

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004

boyz toyz

Refering to typically male pursuits, and, more specifically, the equipment used in them.

fast cars, firearms, remote controlled cars/boats/planes, laptops, sports equipment

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004