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rewind 

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(v.) To look back in time
Rewind the tape please.
rewind by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Positive to a fault 

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(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.
She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

Depreciation

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(v.) The act of depreciating, is lowering the value of an asset with a calculable value. This mostly refers to the value for old items falling as the demand for them wanes.
There is a lot of depreciation to be considered on the prices of cars where the manufacturer constantly changes the look. 50's, 60's and 70's Mercedes-Benz were almost unchanged, right down to the starting point for change- the headlights. This means that such collectors items are worth more (when inflation is added) then current Mercedes will be at that age. Since BMW likes to change appearance more often, thier cars depreciate more.

vet

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(n.) A Veteran. One who is long-standing in the field.

(n.) A veterinarian, one who is engaged in seeing to the well being of animals.

(v.) To search the history of someone to evaluate them.
a) I am a veteran of the Golf wars. Fear my VW of doom!

b) I'm ill, take me to the vet. I mean, uh, woof?


c) Ok mr Gumba we need to vet your history before giving you a job as one man army.
vet by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

one man army 

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(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo
Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

beginners' luck 

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(Idiom) when someone new to the field outclasses the veterans, they will scornfully remark this.
<goatseman>That n00b is killing us off!

<veterankiller> beginners' luck, it'll wear off.

de facto 

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(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.
English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales
de facto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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