Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

yolk

(n.) The mainstay, the governing part.

The egg yolk

Yolk of the country is the government/monarch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

are they still alive?

Said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime.

The Monkees? Are they still alive?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

uma

(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.

Worship Uma and be pretty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

red lining

Also skating on thin ice. To be in an unfavourable position of being one step away from having a superior party devastate your cause.

I'm seriously red lining it with the boss man. He says I'm one step from having my shit ruined. I know what he's like. he will seriously fuck me up.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

fucktheist

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.

The people who defined god, religion and bible.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

white-man-killer.com

Far from being a black-power site, this is a harmless site showcasing a bunch of eccentric female singers and groups, notably tatu, kate bush and tori amos. I'm not sure what the title has to do with the content, but it looks pretty dumb.

Be sure to note that should the title be changed to mention a minority race, even if the content were the same, white-man-killer.com would be shut down.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

All mouth and no trousers

Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.

Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111

KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".

by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004