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screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.
Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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grampa

(n.) One who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960's car.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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dead man

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1066

The most important year in British history. After the death of Edward the confessor, three aristocracy of europe claimed the throne. Harold II had already taken the throne. His first opposition came from Viking warlord Harald Hadraada. The viking army was defeated without much hassle. William, duke of Normandy then came from France to the south coast. Harold II ploughed his army onto William's without rest. They made good time, but were exhausted. William used simple but effective maneuveres to kill off many thousands of English. Harold died during the battle, and William became William the conquerer. All monarchs since have been of his lineage. Also, there have been over 50 attempts to invade britain since that point, all of which have failed.
1066 sparked the Bayeax tapestry and the doomsday book
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)
We issue stock using lifo
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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avco

Stock control method. Whereas issues using fifo (first in, first out) and lifo (last in first out) base stock issue prices at the first/last issue, avco (weighted AVerage COst) takes the mean cost of stock and issues at that price.
We account for stock issues using avco.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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