The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
The most important year in British history. After the death of Edward the confessor, three aristocracy of europe claimed the throne. Harold II had already taken the throne. His first opposition came from Viking warlord Harald Hadraada. The viking army was defeated without much hassle. William, duke of Normandy then came from France to the south coast. Harold II ploughed his army onto William's without rest. They made good time, but were exhausted. William used simple but effective maneuveres to kill off many thousands of English. Harold died during the battle, and William became William the conquerer. All monarchs since have been of his lineage. Also, there have been over 50 attempts to invade britain since that point, all of which have failed.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
---bad song, annoying
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
---bad song, annoying
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 30, 2004
Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
December the twenty-fifth.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004