Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

come get some 

A challenge to fight, not quite a call to war.

Come get some, my fo fo is itching to make love to your body.

come get some by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

bullet love 

When a bullet penetrates the body, akin to making love to it.

That guy's had some bullet love in his time. He came out of the army after being shot about twenty times in five years.

bullet love by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.

"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"

chainsaw by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

my website 

www.Luna.org - been down since August and may never see the light of day again.

Luna is closed for repairs, because I sat on it and it broke.

my website by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

stunt cock 

Male pornstar who looks good, but has terrible acting abilities.

"I'm more than just a stunt cock, I'm an actor"

stunt cock by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

swim with dolphins by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Constitution 

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

Constitution by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004