Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.

"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.

I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

hoorjination

Sleeping with a dutch prostitute

Hoorjination for 20 Euros.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.

Earn the King's Shilling, lad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sas

Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.

See balls of steel

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.

Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

Gdansk shipyard

Rising up against the USSR during the fall of it's power int he late 80's, the workers of the Gdansk shipyard, Poland staged the first successful strike in the history of the USSR, thus undermining communism.

The Gdansk shipyard industrial action.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004