Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

Ted Bundy

(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.

He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

old as the hills

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.

You're as old as the hills.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

b/f

brought forward

Balance b/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.

In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

kick a cow

Contraction for the idiom kicking a cow to move it

See also eurocrat

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

x10

An internet ad, see pop-up

We must destroy x10, We must destroy all internet ad

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

burger ming

A minger who works at a fast food restuarant, not neccessarily burger king.

She's a burger MING!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004