Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

crowning achievement

(n.) The action that is considered to be the greatest of any person, organisation or government.

The crowning achievement of elitist is doubling the number of definitions for greek. I suppose he'd like a medal for that. Nice shiney ottoman medal for j00!!!1

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

on the battlefield

Meaning "Where is really counts", because during battle is the time where one's actions are best measured.

On the battlefield, your wife and kids don't mean shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Grolsch

When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

hello moto

(v.) The act of taking pictures of an extra-marital affair with a cameraphone, and showing the snapshots to the partner whilst repeating 'hello moto' in a japanese accent.

I personally enjoy smashing mobile phones with mallets stolen from the house at the other end of the road (teach him to leave his garages and tool shed open when he goes out).

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

six weeks'

In the UK, the six weeks summer holidays. Most of the world has longer in the summer, and shorter breaks throught the year to compensate for lost time.

In the six weeks', I like to cause trouble in foreign countries.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

fixed costs

See overheads

Lighting, heating, rent etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004