Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

Killer Bee

An advanced type of bee that moves in gigantic swarms like wasps, but is slightly bigger. They attack with great ferocity, and inhabit warmer regions.

Oh shit, killer bee swarm. I'm fucked.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

weapons grade

potentially lethal (isn't everything?), and could be used as an ungentlemanly weapon.

Weapons grade fart-in-a-can, now on ebay!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

complete arsehole

(v.) to complete arsehole is to lick out the complete contents of the crack. Done by psycho bitch.

P-bitch gives complete arsehole for a low price.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

GT40

(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....

I wouldn't mind a GT40.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

powder up

(v.) In a mock to kiddie show catchphrase "power up", this word indicates usage of powder

It's friday night.It's powder up night!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

de-militarised zone

British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.

See De-militarized zone

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004