Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See Scientology

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

bouncing bomb

1) A spherical bomb that bounces on water when dropped at speed. Floats. Used by the allies to attack dams without losing thier planes.


2) A morbidly obese person fallign over and bouncing back up with thier stomach.

Bouncing bombs were launched against austrian and german dams


The fat woman did a bouncing bomb

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.

"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

another nail in the coffin

(n.) Activity that contributes to an early death

The decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

Fräulein

(n.) A german woman, particularly an angry blonde woman named Helga that has princess leia hair and a spiked helmet.

The fräulein picked me up and beat me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

sean paul

A more convincing than average wigger.

Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004