Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

trade rounds

(v.) To participate in a gunfight.

The flashes in this footage show the rozzers and a hostage taker trading rounds.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

sex symbol

(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.

Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

cold case

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.

I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

geneva convention

A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.

Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

imperialist

(n.) One who engages in, or by other means supports imperialism. They seek the betterment of thier own nation by uniting 'backwards' or poorly developed nations with corrupt or almost non-existant governments together to work for the good of themselves.

Often blindly and incorrectly accused of being fascist nazis by human rights groups and other opposers, imperialists have been forced to repress thier views due to the strong anti-imperialist feelings from pinkos worldwide. The world is becoming far too soft and slow without imperialism.

Imperialists like to look back on the ninettenth century as a good time.

I am a supporter of imperialism, hence, and imperialist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Grolsch

When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004