by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

(n.) A garage that specialises in buying hot (recently stolen) cars and disassembling them to sell the parts individually, where they are vitually untraceable. Many parts will find themselves in west Africa, where they are then sold across the internet witht he claim that they were taken from wrecks. Since the laws regarding reporting wrecks in this part of the world are somewhat obscure, and unco-operative witht he rest of the world, reclaiming the parts, even if you can prove it is yours is very difficult.
The convertable BMW 3.25 was stolen in the early hours of the morning and is probably in a chop shop by now.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

(adj.) delicious
(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner
(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner
(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy
I am yummy, come and get me girls.
A: Eat shit and die
B: yummy
A: Choke on a dick
B: yummy!
I am yummy, come and get me girls.
A: Eat shit and die
B: yummy
A: Choke on a dick
B: yummy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
