Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

COGS

Acronym: Cost of Goods sold. This is the cost of buying in goods.

Purchases, carriage in etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

stomp a mud hole

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

cut off your electric

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.

dear leccy groovers

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

royal flush

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

vet

(n.) A Veteran. One who is long-standing in the field.

(n.) A veterinarian, one who is engaged in seeing to the well being of animals.

(v.) To search the history of someone to evaluate them.

a) I am a veteran of the Golf wars. Fear my VW of doom!

b) I'm ill, take me to the vet. I mean, uh, woof?


c) Ok mr Gumba we need to vet your history before giving you a job as one man army.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

balls of steel

Courageous, manly.

*reaches down*


CLANG CLANG!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Franglais

Combination fo contractions for "Français" and "Anglais" (French and English) which refers to words that came into popular use during the time of English being the predominant language and have not had time to have a French translation. Mostly brand names with French pronounciation.

Le hotdog

coca cola


le white flag or surrenderness

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004