Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

Nike Shox

Nike's premier footwear as of current times. More suited to the heavier runner. Origianally, there were "springs" under the heel to provide a cushion. The current generation of shox has springs at the front-sides in addition to the heel springs.

Nike shox are bouncy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

braggart

(n.) A person who is prone to braggadocio

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Moon

(n.) a natural sattelite of the earth, made of cheese.

(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying

"hows this for a black hole?"

Mooning a hardware store will result in a broomstick being forcibly placed in your anus by the manager.

by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004

pwn3d

When one nerd claims superiority over another.

Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

cumfiesta

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography

We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

fiesta

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.

I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004