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taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.
Let's get a taxi home.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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double-cross commitee

In 1939, Germany sent many sabateurs to British shores, all of whom were well prepared for, and captured in hours. They were then presented with a simple choice; execution, or counter-espionage.


It didn't take long for them to choose counter-espionage. They were sent to the aptly named double-cross commitee, who used them to gain information on the whereabouts of troops, while giving them useless information that Germany would recieve some days too late.

This commitee was never discovered or sspected by the Nazi espionage units, and many double-agents were receiving medals for thier work right up until the end of the war, when it was discovered by the surrendered German forces that thier celebrated agents had been working for Churchill, not Adolf Hitler
The double-cross commitee was the most successful espionage and counter-espionage operation of the 20th century.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Rhineland affair

Hitler's occupation of the Rhineland, the last undoing of the Treaty of Versailles. The annexation of Austria, the next grand scheme from Hitler was considered a countdown to World War II
The Rhineland Affair was the last totally positive thing Hitler did.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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combat box

(n.) A formation of powerful warships in a tight formation around merchant vessels. Can also be applied to people movement on any level, such as walking, on bikes, driving etc.
In World War II the combat box method was shown to be flawed when U boats would sail under the outer warships and closely attack the merchant vessels.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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Built

Large, well built, highly muscular, great presence, huge.
He is so built.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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levi

I don't like levi's much. I like Hugo Boss Jeans.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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