excessive hyphenation

(n.) text in which words are brought together by hyphenation that are not supposed to be hyphenated. Usually a cover for bad spelling.

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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

pay no mind

(v.) Ignore

Pay no mind to the anti-capitalist misanthropes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

O'clock

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

need-to-know basis

Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.

The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

mushroomhead

(n.) A person with a forehead disproportional in size to thier jaw, thus giving th appearance that thier head is mushroom shaped. This leads people to believe that the band are fans of Quentin Tarantino.

Quentin Tarantino is quite the mushroomhead, is he not?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Hoplophiliac

One who is aroused by firearms or killing.

<Insert random american joke here, with reference to Charlton Heston>

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

sean paul

A more convincing than average wigger.

Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004