Grim reaper

An apparition that appears to be far more reasonable and understanding in Monty Python and the meaning of life than in medievel folklore.
The Grim Reaper poisoned the salmon.


The reaper demanded the newly dead people follow him, so they got in thier cars and drove after him.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
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with my balls intact

To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.
My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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military precision

(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.
He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.


He sniped the robber with military precision.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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inferiority complex

A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".


She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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nay

Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.
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wpm

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Chest-Beater

One who aimlessly extols his religion/country/region or anything else that is currently prominent, completely unaware that nothing lasts forever. While it is better to have chest-beaters on your side (as opposed ot wading through countless re-iterations of the same, questionable points), they will usually get very upset after making a mistake that is pointed out and blown apart. Chest-Beaters are almost always conservative.
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