Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

wpm

Acronym:

Words
Per
Minute

I can do 80wpm on my computer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

nay

Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.

Nay! Good faith.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

inferiority complex

A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".


She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

with my balls intact

To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.

My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Nike Shox

Nike's premier footwear as of current times. More suited to the heavier runner. Origianally, there were "springs" under the heel to provide a cushion. The current generation of shox has springs at the front-sides in addition to the heel springs.

Nike shox are bouncy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

braggart

(n.) A person who is prone to braggadocio

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

man-o-war

a) Potugese warship

b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long

c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.

d) Metal Band

c) the man-o-war sized forces attacked Iraq

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004