When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.
Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!
Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!
GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!
Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!
GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

How the uneducated say 'could have'
by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.
I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Breathe with me
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!
Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!
REPEAT CHORUS
Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me
REPEAT CHORUS
Breathe with me
REPEAT CHORUS
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!
Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!
REPEAT CHORUS
Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me
REPEAT CHORUS
Breathe with me
REPEAT CHORUS
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.
I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.
So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.
Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.
Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.
But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.
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Black Waltz #6™
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004
NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.
I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.
So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.
Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.
Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.
But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.
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Black Waltz #6™
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004
NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
