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strap this to your mound

The same effect as strap this to your face, but never to be used in a sexual context.

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Profanese
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(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

I'll shit 'em

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

create dead bodies

To kill.

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

who ate all the pies

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

hundred years war

A war for control of France between the French Nobility and the English between 1336 and concluding with the English loss of Calais in 1556. Two main nutcrackers were performed here. Namely, the english had secured the favour of the peasantry in southern France, and had over-run that area. France also allied with Scotland to attack England rather unseccessfully in the north. This second nutcracker lasted until the two countries merged under James IV of Scotlands ascension to the throne of England and Wales in 1705.


The French armies were four times that of Englands, but England ditched the fuedal warfare system and instead created the more modern tactis to crush France for the best part of the war. When Joan of Arc united the kings of the individual regions to attack using these new methods, England began to be driven back. Under the rule of Mary, the English were pushed back into the channel islands in 1556, resulting in a long and predicted defeat, and the loss of both Englands' medievel empire, and staus as the most powerful nation in the world, until the United Kingdoms' collosal rise less than two hundred years later, which this tiem lasted until the twentieth century. In this period, France was prosperous, although defeated by Britain a number of times.

Modern warfare owes more to the 220 year long slugfest than any other conflict pre-20th century. The only more important conflicts saw the two sides unite with Russia and smaller nations (and later the USA) to take on German-Austro-Hungarian-Italian forces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004