Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

geezerbird

A pre-operation transsexual. A man with make-up, see he-she.

Geezerbirds wear lots of bright make up and have deep voices and stubble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Afrikaans

A language used in South Africa that mixes Dutch, English and native tribespeak.

Afrikaans is the official language in south africa.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

LEDC

"Less economically developed country"



A more socially acceptable (politically correct) version of third world or poor

most of africa.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

paddy

Midly offensive term for an irish person, taken from st. patrick, who wasn't actually Irish.

Who's that lying on the ground? Stop skiving Denis, you useless paddy.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Black economy

The work done of which tax is not declared. It is estimated that up to 20% of all wage payments in the United Kingdom are black economy dealings.

The black economy is about as good as labour trying to tax into prosperity. It is also done by poor, lower class labour voters. Kill 'em all is what I say. Fucking Pikies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004