Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

stunt cock

Male pornstar who looks good, but has terrible acting abilities.

"I'm more than just a stunt cock, I'm an actor"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

piledriver

(v.) any number of grappling moves that places the oppenent's head between the attackers' legs, and the attacker dropping down onto that part of the legs with the head of the victim hitting the floor first.


(v.) also variations of 69er

Degenerations include tombstone piledriver/tombstone.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Black economy

The work done of which tax is not declared. It is estimated that up to 20% of all wage payments in the United Kingdom are black economy dealings.

The black economy is about as good as labour trying to tax into prosperity. It is also done by poor, lower class labour voters. Kill 'em all is what I say. Fucking Pikies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

tie-in

(n.) Product pertaining to a popular media culture or icon.

The tie-ins (such as videogames, toys, cartoons) to the batman movies, 60's series and comics were worth several times the amount of the actual product.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

new money

A family that has just joined the upper class from a lower class, mostly middle.

Within three generations, new money will become aristocracy as a general rule. Marriage into upper classes will make it two generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hungry like the wolf

(adj.) being in the mood to perform cunnilingus.

I've just lost the taste in my mouth. I can't taste fish from apples or pasta from dogshit. I'm hungry like the wolf.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

paddy

Midly offensive term for an irish person, taken from st. patrick, who wasn't actually Irish.

Who's that lying on the ground? Stop skiving Denis, you useless paddy.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004