Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

fire at will

Coming from the authority directly above you in the chain of command, this simply allows the individual to choose his/her rate of fire and prefered style, whether open or snipe etc.

OK company, they've cleared, reload and fire at will.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

thrashing

A violent-sounding alternative to beat. Gives the same effect, but more so.

I thrashed yo ass!


I thrashed you at the game of tennis.


.....thrash my kids!!!!!


I shall thrash you down with my cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

april fools

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.

*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

textbook answer

(n.) An answer which fully answers the question in a way that a test book would.

What does BMW stand for?


Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

double-agent

An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.

The Kremlin had greater success with double-agents than the white house.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

litchenstein

WTF do these goat definitions have to do with litchenstein???

woah fuck liek teh OMG kupwn'd!



I wally woxxorssssss!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Strine

One who calls you cobber

1: Hop in cobber

2: Ok strine.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004