Kung-Fu jesus's definitions
(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the execution stylemug. (v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
Get the cook the booksmug. Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
Get the preaching to the choirmug. See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.
a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.
a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.
by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006
Get the ah fuck offmug. A forehead piercing occurs when someone is punched in the forehead by another with jewellry on their hands (See ring). The ring shall split thier skin open, similar to piercing an ear or such.
After she pushed her boyfriend to the ground, she gave him a forehead piercing with her rings. When he got up he couldn't believe that a girl had beaten him in a fight.
The next week he sent a legal document to her for assault.
The next week he sent a legal document to her for assault.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the forehead piercingmug. That guy's had some bullet love in his time. He came out of the army after being shot about twenty times in five years.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the bullet lovemug. Similar to verbal diarrhea, e-diarrhea is when someone has an inability to stop typing, and must occupy thier computer screen with messages, however senseless or irritating to others.
by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
Get the e-diarrheamug.