Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

know you out

"know you're lying" in the speak of a chav.

I knows yous got a phone in dere init, i know you out

by kung-fu jesus September 28, 2004

forbidden definitions

linkin park, adolf hitler as well as many male first names.

I managed to get definitions up for disney, linkin park and adolf hitler. They never appeared, but one day they suddenly all came up, as well as 100 or so other definitions. Odd.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004

off the pace

(adj.) Behind the leader

You are ten seconds off the pace, hurry up!

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

ruskie

(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine

Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.


Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke

by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004

Highlander

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland (the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.

Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

siamese twins

(n.) Twins joined toghether, sharing body parts or areas. Often, they share vital organs or limbs, and only one can survive. The origi is a pair of 19th cent. siamese babies that lived to be 70. They stayed together for thier entire lives, and even married twin sisters (not identical). They moved to the united states in the 1830's and worked in a circus. They eventually became farmers.

I heard you had siamese twins?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004