GT40

(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....

I wouldn't mind a GT40.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

Puritain

(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot

The puritains sucked, and still do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

niggaz4life

1991 album by N.W.A.

It's plain to see
You can't me
Coz I'm 'a be a nigga fo' life!

by Kung-fu Jesus April 28, 2004

yummy

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.

Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

supersol

Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.

8473 acts of buggery occured in supersol in 2002.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

doubleflushing

Going into a toilet minutes after someone has taken a shit and flushing again to get rid of the smell.

What kind of rancid shit did you eat? I was doubleflushing that thing for an hour.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004