Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

steering lock

(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.

Why are steering locks only used by people with cars not worth taking?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

9T9

1999 phoenetically. Used by graffiti artists who think they're clever.

I woz ere 9T9 4eva!!!!111

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

internet fad

Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.

Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004