another nail in the coffin

(n.) Activity that contributes to an early death

The decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

you haven't lived until you...

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.

You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004

entente cordiale

The 1904 agreement between the UK and France that was later joined by Russia. See triple entente, Triple alliance and world war I.

Entente Cordial celebrated it's centenery this week.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

cashflow

The steady inflow of cash into a legally recognised entity such as a person ro a private or public limited business.

"Most businesses that fold within five years do so because of cashflow problems."

"I have some cashflow problems so I won't be able to go out drinking this weekend"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004