Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

1-series

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.

The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Franglais

Combination fo contractions for "Français" and "Anglais" (French and English) which refers to words that came into popular use during the time of English being the predominant language and have not had time to have a French translation. Mostly brand names with French pronounciation.

Le hotdog

coca cola


le white flag or surrenderness

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

spring thaw

1) A group of young girls who have just attained a lust for casual sex

2) A group of girls who have started to have casual sex


3) when a female becoems of legal age to have intercourse, and one may brag to the police about them without fear of arrest.

Hey, the've just had thier spring thaw, said the 12 year old boy to another, fuck time!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

COGS

Acronym: Cost of Goods sold. This is the cost of buying in goods.

Purchases, carriage in etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

stomp a mud hole

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Rhythm stick

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Rolex

Famously expensive watches. Most examples of such are actually fakes sold for less than 1% the price of a real Rolex. The tell-tale sign (other than the price) is that on a real rolex, the second hand has continous motion, instead fo ticking like an ordinary watch.

fake rolex, cheapy cheap! Ten dolla! Also sucky sucky for ten dolla!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004