bone sheep

One who practises intercourse with sheep. A sheepshagger.
You bone sheep


I bone sheep


We bone sheep


he bones sheep

etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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fight another day

To withdraw instead of surrender, and save face by returning stronger than before, with the knowledge of past mistakes behind, and knowing where to attack the enemy.
It is better to live and fight another day than to die defending the undefendable.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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take a leak behind the bush

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.
We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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circumcision

Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes.
Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

A: He got the sack.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
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Ask Jeeves

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.
I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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impress

a) To have a strong effect on something
b) To force someone into naval services.
Rorke's drift was an impressive battle.

The anglo-american war (or war of 1812, if it's the only war your country was in at the time, aka you are from north america) resulted in the treaty of Ghent. However, this did not resolve any of the issues the united states had fought for. However, as a courtesy, Impressing stopped. See war of 1812
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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steal ones' thunder

(v.) To steal ones' thunder is to draw attention and publicity that should go to someone else to another cause without prior warning.
At the live aid concert, Queen stole everyones' thunder. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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