Richard & Judy

(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.


Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.


If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.

In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:


A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

cast iron cow shit

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

It's stuck in this cast iron cow shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

dismissed

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.

Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

14K

The most notorius of the triads. Lead by brokentooth until his arrest.

The 14K are still indirectly lead by brokentooth.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

peg

For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on

My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

murderball

(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are


•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting


The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.

Let's play a game fo murderball.


Where's your tool?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

mimed

A mimes performance is one where the performer(s) go through the actions to appear as if they were singing, but in actual fact were simply moving thier lips to the music.

N*sync mimed most, if not all of thier performances, not that their average fan was intelligent enough to notice.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004