tug-of-war

(n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.


It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.
It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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rear its ugly head

For something (usually not a physical object) to be brought up; usually in conversation or the acts of a superior.
The subject of the war in Iraq reared its ugly head again.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
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forearm smash

(v.) To hit someone in the face with a swinging forearm.
You want an example of this? Ok then...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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gangland style

(adj.) Any form of killing where-by the killer will stand square-on to the victim while stabbing/shooting them in the lower chest region (although it could also be in the face, neck, legs). Usually, this is done with excessive force.
A series of gangland style murders.


Should I take him out gangland style or execution style?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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Richard & Judy

(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.


Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.


If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.
In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:


A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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cast iron cow shit

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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peg

For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
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