Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
Rage against the machine
(v.) To hide the fact you sold out rather well by saying "Fuck the transnational record company that is paying me lots" and calling it "lyrics".
(n.) 90's band who captivated audiences with catchy tunes and a communist agenda. Those who are not tools of the liberal media will notice that thier lyrics and political ideas are absolute shit, while they are highly marketable because the average metal fan goes through a stage in thier early teens where they believe communism will save the world from the people they hate.
(n.) 90's band who captivated audiences with catchy tunes and a communist agenda. Those who are not tools of the liberal media will notice that thier lyrics and political ideas are absolute shit, while they are highly marketable because the average metal fan goes through a stage in thier early teens where they believe communism will save the world from the people they hate.
Rage against the machine by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
have a nice life
have a nice life by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004
elephant gun
(n.) a large rifle, similar to a shotgun, that fires heavy slugs designed to bring down an elephant in two shots.
(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.
(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.
elephant gun by Kung-Fu jesus May 6, 2004
shaddap you face
(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.
"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*
What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*
*candidate for worst song ever.
What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*
*candidate for worst song ever.
shaddap you face by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
human nature
(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.
human nature by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
bangalore torpedo
(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.
During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.
bangalore torpedo by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
the show must go on
A: My glasses are smashed! I can't go to work because I cannot see!
B: You can see close up, can't you, four-eyes?
A: Well, yes, but...
B: OK slacker, BACK TO WORK!
B: You can see close up, can't you, four-eyes?
A: Well, yes, but...
B: OK slacker, BACK TO WORK!
the show must go on by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004