smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

orgasm donor

(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.

I am the ultimate orgasm donor

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

once and for all

To accomplish the objectives in one go to the degree where it need not be done again.

Facism in Europe was supposedly ended once and for all. When people forget what it did, and the war vets are all dead, it may rise again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

merkin

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

bourgeoisie

Another word for 'new money'. The real bourgeoisie were more middle class than new money, but the divide that separated the serfs from the bourgeoisie, nobility, clergy and royals was very large.

In pre-revolutionary France, the bourgeoisie were the lawyers and accountants, working for the aristocracy, clergy and monarch.

by kung-fu jesus September 29, 2004

souped-up

Given power that was not intended for it to have.

Souped-up economy car etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004