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still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.
Well, at least I've still got my looks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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third world

Contrary to the poison jb be preachin', many of the third world, or ledc as they are now known were not part of any european empires. Take a look at central and eastern asia, par example.


Also, the countries that were conquested were left in no worse condition than found. Full of tribal conflicts and such. Some, particularly the ones that were released early have done well.

Might also be worth reminding users that south america was once part of a poorly executed empire started by the usa a little over a century ago.
Third world countries such as south africa, the united states, canada, greenland, austrailia and nz can blame thier fortunes on Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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firing squad

A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.
I want to get killed by firing squad.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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economic resurgence

When a formerly powerful party (country, group, individual) begins to earn as they did at thier best years.
Germany had an economic resurgence between the world wars.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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product of incest

A child born of an incestous relationship. Usually adapts a rather misanthropist attitude towards those not in thier bloodline.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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march

(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.

(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.
March is a stupid month. August is better.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
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