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(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"
A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.
A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.
Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the soweto mug.(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the Bortsi mug.(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Get the Flower-Stamper mug.Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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Get the recognised mug.Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.
I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
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