Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

soweto

(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"


A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.

Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Bortsi

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Flower-Stamper

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

recognised

"Accepted", "we agree"

Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

at any pace

See at any rate

at any pace, you're still an idiot

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

elgoog

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.

I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004