Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

yidiot 

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.

Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!

yidiot by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

the hanger 

(n.) A backstreet abortion, or one performed in secrecy to a young girl. Stems from the days when a tin coat hanger was actually the weapon of choice.

he had the hanger too many times to get pregnant.

the hanger by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

look a little closer to home 

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

look a little closer to home by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

biffa 

(n.)(Mainly Brit) An obese and foul-smelling woman, who often wears T-Shirts with vulgar statements on them. Usually quite slutty, and with a skinny loudmouth boyfriend who suffers from acne, See they desrve eachother . The origin is the waste management company operating in the united kingdom, that has white skips with large red lettering. This lettering stands out, despite the smell and size, just as the fcuk design on her shirt does.

The morbidley obese woman with hair tightly pulled back and her stomach hanging out of her "fcuk for england" shirt is called a biffa

biffa by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

I'll shit 'em 

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

I'll shit 'em by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

put two and two together 

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

put two and two together by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

The_great_omega

Omega ur a fag

Fuck off, you dumb 12 year old.

The_great_omega by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004