Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

look a little closer to home 

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

look a little closer to home by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

biffa 

(n.)(Mainly Brit) An obese and foul-smelling woman, who often wears T-Shirts with vulgar statements on them. Usually quite slutty, and with a skinny loudmouth boyfriend who suffers from acne, See they desrve eachother . The origin is the waste management company operating in the united kingdom, that has white skips with large red lettering. This lettering stands out, despite the smell and size, just as the fcuk design on her shirt does.

The morbidley obese woman with hair tightly pulled back and her stomach hanging out of her "fcuk for england" shirt is called a biffa

biffa by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

de-militarized zone 

(n.) (American spelling) A part of a country which is not occupied (and is not intended to be occupied) by home troops.

The rhineland was origianally to be a de-militarized zone.

de-militarized zone by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

de-militarised zone

British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.

See De-militarized zone

de-militarised zone by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

I'll shit 'em 

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

I'll shit 'em by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

The_great_omega

Omega ur a fag

Fuck off, you dumb 12 year old.

The_great_omega by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

whodunnit 

(n.) An amalgamation of the words "who done it" into one word. The whodunnit is a mystery where a crime or wrongdoing (a tort, so to speak) must be solved. Used to describe plays or cinema for the most part.

Cluedo is a whodunnit board game.

whodunnit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004