Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

respect due 

See shout out.

Respect due: me, me, me, me.

respect due by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

a stitch in time 

Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.

A stitch in time saves nine

a stitch in time by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

a few bob 

(n.) A few pounds (£)

Lend me a few bob

a few bob by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

pay no mind 

(v.) Ignore

Pay no mind to the anti-capitalist misanthropes.

pay no mind by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

vote of no confidence 

(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.

Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.


I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence


"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997

Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....

vote of no confidence by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

yidiot 

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.

Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!

yidiot by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

the hanger 

(n.) A backstreet abortion, or one performed in secrecy to a young girl. Stems from the days when a tin coat hanger was actually the weapon of choice.

he had the hanger too many times to get pregnant.

the hanger by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004