Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

keep it in the family 

(v.) To bear children formed out of incestous relationships.

That guy fucks his sister because he likes to keep it in the family, and wants kids with her.

keep it in the family by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

family affair 

(n.) when redneck families try to figure out which one impregnated thier seven year old daughter. There is a good chance it was a brother, but uncle dad has a 5% chance.

It's a family affair.

family affair by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

yooessahyy 

What merikans can be found chanting at any lame sporting event, regardless of whether or not there is anyone on either team that is not from the 'yooessahyy'

yooessahyy!


yooessahyy!

shut-fuck-up!

shut-fuck-up!

yooessahyy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

merkin 

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

merkin by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

the mank 

(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.

He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!

the mank by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

lifer

(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!

lifer by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Land Down Under

Where women glow and men plunder


men at work

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."


---bad song, annoying

Land Down Under by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004