Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

bourgeoisie

Another word for 'new money'. The real bourgeoisie were more middle class than new money, but the divide that separated the serfs from the bourgeoisie, nobility, clergy and royals was very large.

In pre-revolutionary France, the bourgeoisie were the lawyers and accountants, working for the aristocracy, clergy and monarch.

bourgeoisie by kung-fu jesus September 29, 2004

know you out 

"know you're lying" in the speak of a chav.

I knows yous got a phone in dere init, i know you out

know you out by kung-fu jesus September 28, 2004

e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

e-gazump by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

slap and tickle 

Cockney slang for sex.

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.

slap and tickle by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

could of

How the uneducated say 'could have'

chav: I could of got a E in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead.

could of by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.

Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.

ja-fake-an by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004