secret police

(n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.
The secret police are after you, turk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.
The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.
by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004
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Jewel in the crown

The best of all achievements. The crowning achievement. The absolute pinnacle of soemthing great.
India was the Jewel in the crown of the British Empire.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.
Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
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dawn of the dead

A remake of a sequel or a sequel to a remake. Night of the living dead was remade in the 90's. If I'm correct OJ simpson was in it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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