Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

talking shop

(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.

The United Nations is becoming a talking shop.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

don't get push with me

(Idiom) Don't bother arguing, it won't change anything, since my decision is final.

Don't get push with me bitch; your money stays the same.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

warsaw pact

A treaty between the eastern bloc nations and the USSR to protect against NATO interferance, specifically in East Germany. Signed in 1955, the member states were the USSR, Poland, East Germany, Hungary, Albania, Romania, Czechoslovakia and bulgaria. It was an alliance of the "red" countries, except for former Yugoslavia, and later Albania would exclude itself. They basically would defend eachother if one was attacked. With the mighty Soviet union on thier side, no-one dared attempt this.


Communism killer Mikhail Gorbachev later took measures to abolish this treaty, allowing the member nation to do as the liked from December 1988. This lead to the tearing down of the Berlin Wall and the pact was ripped up completely as the USSR disbanded into the CIS nations.

Most of the warsaw pact nations joined NATO after the warsaw pact.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

builds character

The reasoning for choosing the hardest path (or what is presumed to be a hard path), which basically amounts to the person being presented with a decision being rewarded by becoming a "better person" (ambigous term) by the end of the path.

Going into politics builds character, since being economical with the truth is an essential life skill.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 7, 2004

preach poison

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)

Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

solid gold

Excellent, indispensable.

Solid gold is heavier than hollow gold, or hollow gold stuffed with paper.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004