Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.

I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

jet set

Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.

Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

bond street

The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.

Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

builds character

The reasoning for choosing the hardest path (or what is presumed to be a hard path), which basically amounts to the person being presented with a decision being rewarded by becoming a "better person" (ambigous term) by the end of the path.

Going into politics builds character, since being economical with the truth is an essential life skill.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 7, 2004

du temps en temps

Lenght of time for the average frenchman to take a bath or have a shower.

la douche? NON!


les gens français est maloderant!


Why else do you think france produces so much parfum? Have you ever been on the metro? It fucking stinks!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Labour

A socialist political party currently in power in the United Kingdom. Known for quick-fix solutions and crap handling of the economy. Best prime minister so far was Clement Atlee who managed wo things in nearly six years- Beating Churchill out of government, and making the national health service.

The last Labour government under James Callaghan taxed @ 98% for any earnings over £100,000. A great way to get people to work for british business. Thankfully, it was reversed by good old Maggie Thacher

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004