Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

DaimlerChrysler

^What James said^

Nothing to do with Daimler (Of DS420 and dart fame). They're owned by Jaguar.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Argos

(n.) British chain of GUS-owned shops selling a shitload of stuff, most of which you can get cheaper or better elsewhere. Britains' largest toy supplier. Also a fairly good place to buy freeweights from. See barbell.

I own many weights from Argos, and even bought my weight-bench there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

donkey work

Manual labour performed by one of lesser exoteric and assertive qualities than the leader. See bitch.

Jack is the youngest and weakest, the donkey work should toughthen him up a little.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

animal porn

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.

hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

wuffalo

(n.) The animal that waffles come from.

Kill me a waffalo and cook me some waffles from it

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

pfizer

The company that makes viagra

I phoned pfizer to see if I could buy some viagra

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004