Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Jagwaar

The american pronounciation of Jaguar

I driyvh a jagwaar!


I shot that jagwaar that mauled the kid!


Yoo jagwaar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

ghost author

Ghost author is one of my pseudonymns.



Also known as %AD, Ghost Author will be making more of an appearance at a later date.

urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=%AD


to see ghost author's current definitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

foreign

a) object or animal that does not belong in the current environment in which it is existing.

b) More likely, something or someone from another country.

Bloody Foreigners!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

bullettime

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.

The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

ice ice baby

(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".

Ice Ice b...oh shit I got sued.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004