Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

elgoog 

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.

I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites

elgoog by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

panda face 

(n.) A victim of domestic violence

Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!

panda face by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

hands solo 

Masturbation. Often to star wars.

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD

hands solo by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

off the grid 

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.

Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.

off the grid by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

slip through the net

(v.) To avoid capture and punishment.


See also off the grid

Paedophiles and rapists slip through the net and become teachers.

slip through the net by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

cossie 

1) Contraction for costume

2) Car development see cosworth

Swimming cossie



The cossie zoomed past that BMW

cossie by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

AOL disk

Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.

I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.

AOL disk by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004