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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

protein shake 

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.
MMMMMM, banana flavour!
protein shake by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

is bullshit one word or two? 

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.
Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.

sinister 

Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.
You sinister child!
sinister by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

bullettime 

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.
The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.
bullettime by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Jimmy Hoffa, notoriusly corrupt, and qouted as saying "I don't need bodygaurds". He took a walk one night and never returned. His body is still undiscovered. When you find a place that looks like it hasn't been looked in for a while, you can intelligently claim to have found Jimmy Hoffa's body.
Hoffa by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

flame warrior

One who starts fights over the internet by delivering a flame or burn. A list of flame warriors is obtainable at:


winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
On the flame warrior list, I rank under evil clown

(winternet.com/~mikelr/flame35.html)
flame warrior by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

bacon thief 

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.
Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.
bacon thief by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004