Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

fight another day

To withdraw instead of surrender, and save face by returning stronger than before, with the knowledge of past mistakes behind, and knowing where to attack the enemy.

It is better to live and fight another day than to die defending the undefendable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

shock-therapy

Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.

A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

impress

a) To have a strong effect on something
b) To force someone into naval services.

Rorke's drift was an impressive battle.

The anglo-american war (or war of 1812, if it's the only war your country was in at the time, aka you are from north america) resulted in the treaty of Ghent. However, this did not resolve any of the issues the united states had fought for. However, as a courtesy, Impressing stopped. See war of 1812

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Ask Jeeves

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

circumcision

Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes.

Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

A: He got the sack.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

take a leak behind the bush

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.

We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

KO'd

To be knocked out. To be forced into unconciusness by physical means of attacking the head.

Iron Mike got Ko'D in the fifth by KFJ and his lightening punches.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004