badgerbadgerbadger

Now has another parody- footballbadgers.com
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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004
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Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.
The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.
I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!
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Take up arms

(v.) to arm oneself or a group to attack a force.
The militia took up arms against the invaders.
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Goddamnable

(adj.) Something that is very sorry, and hated by many.
Goddamnable feminazis.
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Godfather part II

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.
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lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.
Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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