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americanism

antonym of Britishism

1) Removing of vowels from the spelling of letters because the speakers accent does not pronounce them. See speech impediment, american accent or I don't like your voice so I won't buy your used car. Dropping of u's is most common.

2) A British design that lost all meaning when American .."integrity"... took it to mass production and cheapened it.
1) Program, armor, color, ton, elevator, prostitoot, ect.

2) Machine guns----> German

automobiles---> German

computers-----> still not effective


Sports cars- British invention with the Vauxhall Prince Henry in 1910. In 1911, the USA responded with the mercer Raceabout, and did not make another until the trials of the corvette in 1953. In 1921, General Motors, who had been pushing crappy cars for a few years, took over vauxhall and turned them from being Bentley's biggest rival to Ford's biggest rival in the UK. Merged with 1926 acquisition opel to sell on continental Europe.

Of course, the 'vette is crap, as most other american cars are (some exceptions built in small numbers.)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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rampant rabbit

The world's best selling vibrator.
It's a wonderful toy for a girl or a boy, everyone loves a rampant rabbit!



That's right, boys too!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"
Is that Thatcher?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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el cabron

A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".
ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.
a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.
by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006
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safehouse

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.
"I need to get to a safehouse"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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