Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

barbed wire

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

sean paul

A more convincing than average wigger.

Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.

170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.

Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

wham-bam-thank-you-mam

Indicating a very wreckless macho military action that comes off very well.

Wham-bam-thank-you-mam 50 calibre machine gun.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

take it like a slut

What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"

*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*

take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004