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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the Ctrl+f mug.To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.
Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
Get the litigation mug.1: You know what, bitch?
2: What, lame motherfucker?
1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.
2: What, lame motherfucker?
1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Get the pleasure you can't measure mug.The 30,000 strong zulu army used to prepare itself for battle by using the infamous zulu bull attack. Used successfully against the British army in the first part of war for control of zululand (insouth east Africa; south Africa, Lesotho, Mozambique, Swazailand) until effective counters after the first few battles.
The attack was really just a clever formation, where the forces would divides themselves into four equal pieces.
Three of the pieces would line up, closely packed, next to eachother. These would represent the head of the bull and it's horns. The other 25% would be behind the head, fairly spaced out, to give the impression of massiveness. These represented the body.
The head and horns would march slowly toward the enemy, and once within 250 metres, the head would rush the enemy to test it's firepower. After many of the head had fallen, the rest could then rush and the enemy would also. But the horns would move faster than the head,a nd surround the enemy. This left themwith two choices;
•retreat, which was near impossible. Zulu always made sure there was a slope nearby so the enemy would have trouble with this
•Rush into the remaining head and through the body. This would ultimately spell doom.
The weakness in this form of attack was that it relied on the enemy doing something. The British army eventually figured that it should stay still and only shoot at 100 yards, thus securing victory at many battles, notably the origianal test at Rorke's drift, where 140 soldiers, 36 of which were wounded, defeated 4500 Zulu by killing almost half.
The attack was really just a clever formation, where the forces would divides themselves into four equal pieces.
Three of the pieces would line up, closely packed, next to eachother. These would represent the head of the bull and it's horns. The other 25% would be behind the head, fairly spaced out, to give the impression of massiveness. These represented the body.
The head and horns would march slowly toward the enemy, and once within 250 metres, the head would rush the enemy to test it's firepower. After many of the head had fallen, the rest could then rush and the enemy would also. But the horns would move faster than the head,a nd surround the enemy. This left themwith two choices;
•retreat, which was near impossible. Zulu always made sure there was a slope nearby so the enemy would have trouble with this
•Rush into the remaining head and through the body. This would ultimately spell doom.
The weakness in this form of attack was that it relied on the enemy doing something. The British army eventually figured that it should stay still and only shoot at 100 yards, thus securing victory at many battles, notably the origianal test at Rorke's drift, where 140 soldiers, 36 of which were wounded, defeated 4500 Zulu by killing almost half.
The zulu bull attack was devastating to all but the most disciplined of soldiers, who could easily pick off the attackers from distance.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the Zulu Bull attack mug.(adj.) Below the line of what is acceptable behviour. Used to describe an insult that was a little extreme, but comes from physical fighting where Queensbury rules and broughton's rules dictate that no punches are to be thrown below the belt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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