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what's your IP?

Noun Phrase:

1. Computer Technical: What is your Internet Protocol Number? Internet Protocol is the standard that describes how data is sent across networks and one of the Internet’s most important elements.

2. Slang: A question to where a person is at that moment either geographically or in an abstract sense.
1.
Q: "what's your IP?"
A: "192.168.0.1"

2.
Q: "what's your IP dude?"
A: "i just stabbed my girlfriend, i'm real messed up."

p.o.i.p.s. 

person of interest of preferred sex. There are 4 levels:
0 - That person is cute or attractive.
1- I have an interest in this person and we will see what will happen.
2- I will pursue them but keep my options open.
3- I'm completely invested in them.
"Hey, i'm into someone, as in I would consider them a level 3 p.o.i.p.s."
p.o.i.p.s. by 62double6double5 April 2, 2019

ip scrambler

A program designed to make it more difficult to track a users surfing by bouncing requests off proxies.
I use an IP scrambler to bypass the 160 ip hit per day limit on Urban Dead.
ip scrambler by Reavance October 12, 2005

I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome) 

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.
DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"
An acronym for inverted penis syndrome where the penis is retracted within groin like a turtle with its head in its shell.
Oh shit, that midget so small, he got I.P.S!
I.P.S by mekakitsune April 4, 2004

D.I.P.S. 

Acronym for Dumbness Induced by Pregnancy Syndrome. A state of forgetfulness, confusion and mental retardation commonly experienced during pregnancy. Other symptoms can include but aren't limitied to - clumsiness, memory loss and difficulty in retaining information or learning new things
"I've got such a hardcore case of D.I.P.S., I tried to unlock somebody else's car in the parking lot."
D.I.P.S. by Minsun July 21, 2008
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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