Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

seated at my right 

"Seated at my right hand".

See right hand man

"And my son, seated at my right"

Said Don Vitole, before he breathed his last.

seated at my right by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

right hand man 

The person with whom someone of power relates to best. Derived from jesus sitting at the right hand of God.

My right hand man will come for you in the night.

right hand man by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

kiddie kiddie 

Refering to pornography using actresses barely over the legal limit, who shave their pubic hair and have their faces digitally altered to appear as though they were much younger. Also "pornography" showing penetration of the kind of dolls little girls play with. In many western countries, this is completely legal. Infact, any country where
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.

Kiddie Kiddie videos have fairly low mark-ups, because the paedophiles think they share a bond with the typical customer. See NAMBLA

kiddie kiddie by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

hold-up

To present arms to the employees and/or owners of a value bearing establishment (train, bank) using the threat of violence as a deterent from heroism.

The was a hold-up in the bank, but the cops knew about it.

hold-up by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Voted by VH1 viewers to be the greatest song of all time, Queens' six minute masterpiece is well recieved by most people. Everyone's got a favourite line, and many people could rattle off the entire song without accompanying music. Individual tastes aside, this is the best song ever. Disagree, and you are wrong. Get over it.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-

Just gotta get out-just gotta get

right outta here-

Bohemian Rhapsody by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

top of the class 

Used sarcasticly in the same way as rocket scientist or einstein to insult someone who has attempted to sound intelligent by pointing out the obvious.

Wow, you're top of the class there!

top of the class by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

smashed 

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

smashed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004