Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the powder upmug. (n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....
I wouldn't mind a GT40.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the GT40mug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the complete arseholemug. by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004
Get the petit mortemug. There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.
*rapes the young traveller later that night*
*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the make yourself at homemug. •To be of significance
• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
Your opinion does not count...
The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004
Get the countmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
Get the knockin' on heavens doormug.