Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

1066 

The most important year in British history. After the death of Edward the confessor, three aristocracy of europe claimed the throne. Harold II had already taken the throne. His first opposition came from Viking warlord Harald Hadraada. The viking army was defeated without much hassle. William, duke of Normandy then came from France to the south coast. Harold II ploughed his army onto William's without rest. They made good time, but were exhausted. William used simple but effective maneuveres to kill off many thousands of English. Harold died during the battle, and William became William the conquerer. All monarchs since have been of his lineage. Also, there have been over 50 attempts to invade britain since that point, all of which have failed.

1066 sparked the Bayeax tapestry and the doomsday book

1066 by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

circumcision 

Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes.

Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

A: He got the sack.

circumcision by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

voodoo 

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

voodoo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

costa del sol 

The "Coast of sun". Southern spanish coast. See andalusia. The name comes from it facing south, that is, to the sun.

I wish to kidnap (notice "kid") psycho bitch and take her to the costa del sol where a bunch of lazy spanishj daygos will rape her, eat her and kill her. Preferably in that order. See supersol

costa del sol by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

supersol 

Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.

8473 acts of buggery occured in supersol in 2002.

supersol by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

take it like a slut

What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"

*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*

take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!

take it like a slut by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

judas 

Judas Iscariot was one of Jesus' twelve disciples. He betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Contrary to popular belief, the bible does not say whether or not Judas sold Jesus out because he did not fit in with Judas' plans for a military uprising against Rome. There is an alternate theory, yet to be disproven that Jesus asked Judas to point him out to the Romans. Today, a Judas is one who sells out the origianal Idea.

Breakin' the law!
Breakin' the law!

judas by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004