Skip to main content

Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

rouse de guerre

(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open
A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!


B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
mugGet the rouse de guerremug.

Gran Turismo

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.
Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the Gran Turismomug.

gayboy

(n.) A young male homosexual. For a better definition as well as origin see Gaylord
Elitist is a gayboy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
mugGet the gayboymug.

yidiot

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.
Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
mugGet the yidiotmug.

boys' love

Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA
Man-boys' love
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the boys' lovemug.

baliff

I speel no godo!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the baliffmug.

business end

The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.
The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
mugGet the business endmug.

Share this definition