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southpaw

Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
He boxes southpaw, pah.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
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Mid-Atlantic accent

One of the following

a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.

b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
Mid-Atlantic accents suck. Very much. They give me a headache.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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free willy

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"
How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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rapeseed

One of the majopr exports of the UK. Not well like by hayfever sufferers.
GUY: I'm going to rape you!

Hayfever girl: oh no!

*Guy throws rape seed at girls' nose*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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squared circle

The fighting area for participants in a combat sport. Origianally, these sports took place in a circle. When support ropes were added to clearer identify the border, the rings were made sqaure or rectangular in shape.

See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury
As these two competitors enter the sqaured circle, they begin to realise that for one of them, fame and fortune on a tremedous scale awaits after this bout.
by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004
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