Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

cracked ass

A reamed anus. See crack your ass

SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Donk

The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.

Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?

Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?

Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.

Badguy: A donk?

Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!

Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*

Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

supersol

Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.

8473 acts of buggery occured in supersol in 2002.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

yummy

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.

Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

citroen

A popular brand of car, made in France.

See saxo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Patriot

(n.) One who is proud of thier roots and has love for thier fellow countrymen and thier land.

Most of the definitions here represent the 5% (270 million, or ther abouts)of the world who are in the united states. Patriotism is 95% about the rest of the world. Rule Britannia, and fuck your pitiful homelands. Rise again! Rise again!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004