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Highlander

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland (the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.
Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the Highlandermug.

respect due

Respect due: me, me, me, me.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
mugGet the respect duemug.

rat race

I love the rat race, even if many people do not.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
mugGet the rat racemug.

peruse

peruse my definition list and vote thumbs down on all the words on the first page. Or better still, don't.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
mugGet the perusemug.

economies of scale

When cost of production per unit decreases, as production increases. The good effects of buying in bulk, up to a point.
We benefit from economies of scale at our timber plant.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the economies of scalemug.

panda face

Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
mugGet the panda facemug.

french military victories

A joke origianating from a photoshop picture of a google search for french military victories returning no matches, implying France is not capable of military victories.


It is further perpetuated by a incorrect, biased, and very childish list of wars France has fought in, and claims they were all losses.
Crimean war: France were the first into sevastopol, and Russia surrendered to Paris.

American war of Independance: Cornwallis surrendered his sword to Rochambeau, who politely declined.


Hundred years war: England's early gained ground was taken back in an equal amount of time for it to be taken, and the land that England rightly owned was also taken by 1556.


1066: Superior tactics see France conquer England, and later wales under the Normans and Plantagenets.


Napoleon: Napoleon was indeed French born (not on the mainland though) and domiciled, although his parents were Italian. Accomplished more than Hitler in terms of European domination.

Indo-China: France re-establishes control in a few months, although kills millions of rebels. the United States tres the same and ends up hitting jack shit for fourteen years while seeing 50,000 soldiers die fromt he united states alone (ignoring other countries0. France's army, which was actually a coalition of other nations led by france loses 90,000.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004
mugGet the french military victoriesmug.

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