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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

shoe bomber 

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.
The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.
shoe bomber by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

double-cross commitee

In 1939, Germany sent many sabateurs to British shores, all of whom were well prepared for, and captured in hours. They were then presented with a simple choice; execution, or counter-espionage.


It didn't take long for them to choose counter-espionage. They were sent to the aptly named double-cross commitee, who used them to gain information on the whereabouts of troops, while giving them useless information that Germany would recieve some days too late.

This commitee was never discovered or sspected by the Nazi espionage units, and many double-agents were receiving medals for thier work right up until the end of the war, when it was discovered by the surrendered German forces that thier celebrated agents had been working for Churchill, not Adolf Hitler
The double-cross commitee was the most successful espionage and counter-espionage operation of the 20th century.
Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)
We issue stock using lifo
LIFO by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
Stock control method. Whereas issues using fifo (first in, first out) and lifo (last in first out) base stock issue prices at the first/last issue, avco (weighted AVerage COst) takes the mean cost of stock and issues at that price.
We account for stock issues using avco.
avco by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
a) First
b) to prepare
You are the prime suspect.

He primed his gun for firing.
prime by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

golf course 

a) the playing area for the sport of golf

b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.
"I was at the golf course"

"I golf coursed him"
golf course by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
When describing in a negative light, is followed by a negative description.
At best, your car has steerling trouble.
at best by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004