total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.
Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)
We issue stock using lifo
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animal porn

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.
400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.
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net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)
The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
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ossie

How Argos catalogue spelled Ozzy
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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