Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Cock-Stuffing 

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

Cock-Stuffing by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

dun dun dun 

Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.

luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!

dun dun dun by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

kill whitey

What is loudly shouted by white prisoners in mock style of black inmates. Often while running a cup along the walls or bars.

KILL WHITEY! KILL WHITEY Kiiiillllllll!
Haha, the gaurds are gonna do the exact opposite of what I say.

kill whitey by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

racialist 

One who believes that segregation of the races is good, but does not consider themselves to be racist. Typically a liberal minority who preaches independance for thier ethinicity from whitey.

The black panthers.

racialist by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

this is spinal tap 

See mockumentary

☼ ?Š ↨ - ) 4 ?˜ ‼ hury up

this is spinal tap by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

dismissed 

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.

Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.

dismissed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

picknose 

One who picks thier nose. Worse if they eat the contents. Yum!

picknose! picknose! I saw you eating your own snot!

picknose by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004