pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
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author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.
I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"
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400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.
400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.
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facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice
lolol teh facesex!!!
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marlon brando

Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
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knock boots

hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat
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at any pace

at any pace, you're still an idiot
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